Clean, comfortable, and unapologetically honest — this sweatshirt blends soft, substantial fabric with a deadpan vintage design that speaks for you. The front carries a small skeletal hand flipping the bird; the back displays a framed, old-fashioned script that reads “Kindly Fuck Off,” finished with delicate corner filigree. Wear it on slow days at home, on a coffee run when you need distance, or to low-key social events where your sense of humor does the talking. The medium-heavy knit and structured side seams keep the silhouette crisp, while the ribbed collar and cuffs provide cozy stretch. It settles into the wardrobe as a go-to piece for anyone who likes their comfort with a sharp edge and a wink of sarcasm.
Product features - Medium-heavy fabric (9.9 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability - Structured side seams to maintain shape over time - Ribbed knit collar and cuffs with necktape for comfort and stretch - Blend of cotton and polyester (varies by color) for softness and resilience - Tear-away label and stylish fit; runs true to size
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
